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01/09/2023

Nostalgia Reprinted

Dominaria Remastered is arriving in stores this weekend, so buckle up and get ready for a trip down memory lane in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/09/2023)
Nostalgia Reprinted
By Carsten Haese
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11/07/2022

Making My Mark

This week, Carsten is marking a momentous event in his life. To find out what it is, join us in this week's remarkable issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/07/2022)
Making My Mark
By Carsten Haese
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09/09/2019

Mom, Volrath Won't Stop Copying Me!

Commander 2019 has dropped and we are taking a look over all of those rules questions that you have sent in, and decided those would be good to make an article with. So we set about with good old pen and paper to make copies of each of them and then realized that our articles are only digital! Join us for this week's offprint edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(09/09/2019)
Mom, Volrath Won't Stop Copying Me!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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08/12/2019

How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?

Hello everyone and welcome back to yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Here we are continuing our summer season of fun and excitement with the answers you need for all those questions you have with regard to your most fun and exciting summer activity, things like playing at the beach, walking the boardwalk, pickup games of baseball or softball, or even more Magic! Okay, so really our focus is just going to be on that last one, so join us once again for another hot session of questions and answers!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(08/12/2019)
How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?
By Andrew Villarrubia
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10/08/2018

Around the Multiverse: From Atlantis to Zhalfir

Traveling around has once again brought us back to our offices with a mailbox chock full of your questions, so in order to alleviate that as well as provide you the answers you seek we have put together yet another exciting article for your reading pleasure! So read on in this week's voyage through Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(10/08/2018)
Around the Multiverse: From Atlantis to Zhalfir
By Charlotte Sable
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03/12/2018

Spring Forward

Switching up the clocks and springing forward an hour, so with less sleep we are bringing you as many answers to your questions that we could jam into out 23 hour day! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/12/2018)
Spring Forward
By Carsten Haese
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11/06/2017

Autumnal Reflection

Autumn is in full swing here and we have decided to reflect upon the size of our inbox and try to shrink it down somewhat. That being said you benefit from yet another article chock full of the answers you seek! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (1 Comment)
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(11/06/2017)
Autumnal Reflection
By Charlotte Sable
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09/11/2017

Mixed Mailbag Madness!

Checking in with from our stuffed mailbox we bring you yet another article chock full of those answers you seek! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Postage required in certain areas.

By Charlotte Sable (5 Comments)
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(09/11/2017)
Mixed Mailbag Madness!
By Charlotte Sable
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06/05/2017

School's Almost Over

or, Time For a Final Exam!

We are approaching the end of the school year, and Professor Moko is gathering up the best of the best rules questions to torment your brains with! With that we bring you yet another tremendously exciting rules quiz article for your tantalizing enjoyment! So read on in this weeks quizzical edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (4 Comments)
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(06/05/2017)
School's Almost Over
or, Time For a Final Exam!
By Carsten Haese
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12/12/2016

Twelve Days of Magic

Eight Grasp of Darkness, Seven Swans of Bryn Argoll, Six Dauthi Slaying, Five Sol Rings! Four Hurkyl's Recall, Three Henge of Ramos, Two Meandering Turtle, and a question with an answer for thee! Join us for this weeks festive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (3 Comments)
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(12/12/2016)
Twelve Days of Magic
By Nathan Long
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12/05/2016

DEBT

It's not just a mnemonic anymore.

Straight to you from an undisclosed location, semi-live we are bringing you all the answers to your rules questions that you ever wanted to know and then some! Just do not trace this call... and you never heard from us, okay? So read on in this week's combative edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (5 Comments)
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(12/05/2016)
DEBT
It's not just a mnemonic anymore.
By Callum Milne
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06/13/2016

An Eternal Flame

Eternally answering your rules questions all then time every time! If only we could do something about Moko's eternal stench. Anyway join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(06/13/2016)
An Eternal Flame
By James Bennett
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12/29/2014

Bouncing off the Walls

or, They Are No Longer Decked

With Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (4 Comments)
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(12/29/2014)
Bouncing off the Walls
or, They Are No Longer Decked
By Moko
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09/16/2013

Motown Magic

Coming at you live from the Motor City, with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (9 Comments)
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(09/16/2013)
Motown Magic
By Carsten Haese
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09/02/2013

Passing Time

Waiting for Theros

With most of the Cranial Insertion crew patiently waiting out the Theros Previews in our newly constructed waiting room, while Moko meticulously destroys said room. We are pleased to once again present another set of exciting rules questions and answers in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Next!

By Callum Milne (4 Comments)
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(09/02/2013)
Passing Time
Waiting for Theros
By Callum Milne
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05/13/2013

Old Masters

Back to the same old hat here at the Cranial Insertion offices. But that does not mean we do not have some new questions in store. So read on with this weeks exciting edition!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(05/13/2013)
Old Masters
By James Bennett
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12/24/2012

'Twas the night before Christmas...

Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(12/24/2012)
'Twas the night before Christmas...
By James Bennett
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(07/16/2012)
Thirteen by Thirteen
By Carsten Haese
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(08/30/2010)
Don't Redirect Oblivion Ring!
or, Assorted Flavors of Failure
By Carsten Haese
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08/24/2009

 

(08/24/2009)
Diplomacy
or, Knowing Your Enemies (and Friends)
By Aaron Stevenson
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