The Cranial Archives
Behold, the archive halls of Cranial Insertion
Warning: The older the article, the more likely the information is outdated. View our FAQ for more information!
Nostalgia Reprinted
Dominaria Remastered is arriving in stores this weekend, so buckle up and get ready for a trip down memory lane in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
Making My Mark
This week, Carsten is marking a momentous event in his life. To find out what it is, join us in this week's remarkable issue of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français
Mom, Volrath Won't Stop Copying Me!
Commander 2019 has dropped and we are taking a look over all of those rules questions that you have sent in, and decided those would be good to make an article with. So we set about with good old pen and paper to make copies of each of them and then realized that our articles are only digital! Join us for this week's offprint edition of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?
Hello everyone and welcome back to yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Here we are continuing our summer season of fun and excitement with the answers you need for all those questions you have with regard to your most fun and exciting summer activity, things like playing at the beach, walking the boardwalk, pickup games of baseball or softball, or even more Magic! Okay, so really our focus is just going to be on that last one, so join us once again for another hot session of questions and answers!
(0 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 Deutsch English Français Italiano
Around the Multiverse: From Atlantis to Zhalfir
Traveling around has once again brought us back to our offices with a mailbox chock full of your questions, so in order to alleviate that as well as provide you the answers you seek we have put together yet another exciting article for your reading pleasure! So read on in this week's voyage through Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: Português (Br) 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
Spring Forward
Switching up the clocks and springing forward an hour, so with less sleep we are bringing you as many answers to your questions that we could jam into out 23 hour day! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: Português (Br) 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
Autumnal Reflection
Autumn is in full swing here and we have decided to reflect upon the size of our inbox and try to shrink it down somewhat. That being said you benefit from yet another article chock full of the answers you seek! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
(1 Comment)Translations: Português (Br) 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
Mixed Mailbag Madness!
Checking in with from our stuffed mailbox we bring you yet another article chock full of those answers you seek! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Postage required in certain areas.
(5 Comments)Translations: Português (Br) 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano
School's Almost Over
or, Time For a Final Exam!We are approaching the end of the school year, and Professor Moko is gathering up the best of the best rules questions to torment your brains with! With that we bring you yet another tremendously exciting rules quiz article for your tantalizing enjoyment! So read on in this weeks quizzical edition of Cranial Insertion!
(4 Comments)Translations: Português (Br) 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
Twelve Days of Magic
Eight Grasp of Darkness, Seven Swans of Bryn Argoll, Six Dauthi Slaying, Five Sol Rings! Four Hurkyl's Recall, Three Henge of Ramos, Two Meandering Turtle, and a question with an answer for thee! Join us for this weeks festive edition of Cranial Insertion!
(3 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
DEBT
It's not just a mnemonic anymore.Straight to you from an undisclosed location, semi-live we are bringing you all the answers to your rules questions that you ever wanted to know and then some! Just do not trace this call... and you never heard from us, okay? So read on in this week's combative edition of Cranial Insertion!
(5 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 Deutsch English Français Italiano Pусский
An Eternal Flame
Eternally answering your rules questions all then time every time! If only we could do something about Moko's eternal stench. Anyway join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
Bouncing off the Walls
or, They Are No Longer DeckedWith Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
(4 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
Motown Magic
Coming at you live from the Motor City, with this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
(9 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Português Pусский
Passing Time
Waiting for TherosWith most of the Cranial Insertion crew patiently waiting out the Theros Previews in our newly constructed waiting room, while Moko meticulously destroys said room. We are pleased to once again present another set of exciting rules questions and answers in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Next!
(4 Comments)Translations: Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Português Pусский
Old Masters
Back to the same old hat here at the Cranial Insertion offices. But that does not mean we do not have some new questions in store. So read on with this weeks exciting edition!
(4 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 繁體中文 Deutsch English Français Italiano Pусский
'Twas the night before Christmas...
Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!
(0 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 繁體中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский
Thirteen by Thirteen
(5 Comments)Translations: 简体中文 繁體中文 Deutsch English Español Français Italiano Pусский